£34.99
60% of the time – it works every time. Smell like a real man with sex panther.
Do you want to smell like desire? Now you can, with the highly potent Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne. Made of bits of real panther*, this macho fragrance can really help make you more manly. Be warned however, it may even make you too manly. Apply a generous amount to your neck, underarms, and down the front of your pants and hit the dance floor. Watch how women fawn over you, stroke your chest hair and fondle your moustache. 60% of the time – SEX PANTHER works every time! So buy this cologne today – and go make those kitties purr! And remember, men, sex is the only sport which requires 2 balls!
* Not really.
