The Best Anchorman Gifts
24 of the best Anchorman and Ron Burgandy related merchandise available on the internet!
Stay classy Internet! Hard to believe it’s been 15 years since “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” hit our screens. If you are a fan of the legendary cult comedy (and why wouldn’t you be??), you will soon find yourself spoilt for choice with the plethora of Anchorman and Ron Burgandy related gifts and memorabilia available.
With so much out there, It can be easy to miss some of the really good stuff, so here at the Goblin and Sausage we have very kindly put together and all in one resource of the best Anchorman gifts the internet has to offer.
So without further ado we present to you the number one Anchorman gift guide! (it’s kind of a big deal)
“I’ve got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don’t know what to name it.”
The legendary Ron Burgundy – is now a talking Action Man Figure! Now his wisdom can be passed down to each generation. This figure is just over a foot tall and comes dressed in the classic Ron Burgundy red velvet suit. It also comes with orange pyjamas and comfy slippers – perfect for when Ron want’s to chillax in his my aquajet 9000 enjoying his usual meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch. As if that wasn’t enough – this Anchorman action figure speaks too! Ron reels off 12 of his wisest and most profound Anchorman quotes! [Purchase]
Do you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney? Well give it the attention it deserves with these 100% official Anchorman mens boxer shorts! Made with 95% cotton, 5% elastane and 60% sex appeal, these classy under garments have a large panther emblazed on the front. So you know it’s good! Comes with a free fully elasticated waist. The perfect garment to keep “The Octagon” cosy and warm.[Purchase]
Great knights of Columbus! Ron Burgundy is the San Diego Channel 4 Evening News Team’s lead Anchorman (not anchorlady, and that is a scientific fact!) – so there is little doubt he knows better than you! And he can bobble his head better than you too! Standing 7 inches tall, place Ron Burgundy on any surface and watch him bobble and wobble like great Caesar’s ghost himself! [Purchase]
Ron’s always been “Kind of a big deal” – now he’s 8 inches of big deal (and he still has great looking hair!). He’s not a baby! He’s a man! An ANCHORMAN! Now watch this anchorman roar with the Battle Ready Ron Burgundy Retro Action Man! Club in hand – he stands erect ready for battle. He may look fierce but he’s actually in a glass case of emotion. [Purchase]
Winner of the “World Book Award” and widely regarded as the most thrilling, most passionate and most beautiful book ever made. It is about not just a man, but an anchorman. An anchorman from San Diego (which means whales vagina in German – which we all know.) Sit down with a glass of scotchy scotch scotch and carefully mull over the musings of a great man. With testimony from Veronica Corningstone and many more lady friends, and of course faithful Baxter, this is one book that belongs on every book shelf.
With never-before-seen photographs. Some in colour! [Purchase]
“Hey everyone – come and see how good I look!” Now you can be a “kind of a big deal” too – with the Newsreader Anchorman Ron Burgundy costume! Comes complete with suit, moustache, Shirt & Tie all wrapped together nice and neat in a spiffing display bag. Use it for costume balls, or even start your own TV News show. Where ever you decide to wear it you can be sure of one thing – it’s easy to stay classy when you look like Ron. [Purchase]
For the magnificent bastards in your life! What better way to show you care than to send a greeting card emblazed with the magnificent image of legendary San Diego anchorman Ron Burgundy? Perfect for birthdays but with the help of a ball point pen can be quickly amended to read Happy Anniversary too. Or simply as a card to say “I’m sorry – I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.” [Purchase]
For the other magnificent bastards in your life! This will go perfect with the Ron Burgundy Greeting Card! Really show you care and combine the two to give the recipient the best birthday they could ever imagine! It doesn’t matter what gift is inside, and I’m sure they won’t care – this Anchorman gift wrap will make their day no matter what you give them. Hell, it could even make their year. [Purchase]
“Well that escalated quickly!” With a high quality image of Ron’s mustache, you can wear this lapel pin proudly wherever you go! Going to the toilet store? Wear the badge! Going to the supermarket? Wear the badge! Not going to the supermarket? Wear the badge anyway! Measuring 38mm in diameter – I’m sure you can agree that your life isn’t complete without it. [Purchase]
“Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.” Re-enact the famous battle where your second favorite newscaster Brick Tamland kills a rival with a trident! Brick comes armed with trident in hand and is ‘battle-ready” in his custom-tailored suit and ready to rumble with any rival news team, whether it be in a dusty back alley or vacant lot… at least until the cops show up. [Purchase]
Continuing the Brick theme… here’s something no well dressed man woman or child can possibly go without. All sizes, and for all sexes and it’s even machine washable! What more could you ask? Is it 100% cotton I hear you cry? Good news, it is! “I love carpet” and “I love desk” coming soon! [Purchase]
So you find yourself out and about in San Diego, trying to stay classy and drinking milk, whilst all the time wearing your Brick “I love lamp” T-Shirt. But what if you really love lamp? Really really love lamp? Then combine your I love lamp T.Shirt with this stylish I love Lamp keychain! 100% Officially licensed Anchorman gift! [Purchase]
Don’t act like you’re not impressed with this gift! You can’t ride your cartoon unicorn to pleasure town without sporting a sophisticated 70’s moustache. And once you get to Pleasure Town, your going to have to get your wallet out – so don’t embarrass yourself and make sure it’s a officially licensed Anchorman wallet. It’s as classy as you and your moustache are. [Purchase]
Undoubtedly many of the items on this page make great gifts for wives and girlfriends. But what if your other half is a “smelly pirate hooker?” – We have you covered! Simply treat her to this “Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island” mug. She is guaranteed to be thrilled! [Purchase]
Great Oden’s Raven! Anchorman shot glasses! Made of glass, and each one big enough for a shot (of scotch ideally) – These fine shot glasses are each blazoned with a quote of the legendary Ron Burgandy himself. Yes, there may be other shot glasses around, but only Panda Jerks would drink out of them! When you drink Scotch out of these bad buys, you can bet it always goes down smooth! [Purchase]
Specially engineered from the finest Wallet Engineers on planet Earth, this wallet is made from 105% tiger claw, and actually growls when you open it. Perfect for you classy gents who love the Sex Panther brand, but don’t want to walk around smelling like Big Foot’s dick. [Purchase]
If you are looking for a “STYNCLSY” blue and yellow, California style Anchorman License Plate prop, made with embossed aluminum – and you want it in standard USA license plate dimensions (12″ x 6″) , and you want it delivered to you shrink wrapped in 3-7 days, you could do a lot worse than clicking on this link here —-> [Purchase]
Do you have a study filled with rich mahogany and many leather-bound books? Of course you do – and this bust is just the thing to give it that little extra class. Including a name plate with Ron’s full name “Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy”, this bronze bust is just one big gorgeous piece of newscaster. [Purchase]
What’s better than owning your own 1971 Dodge news van? Owning a 1971 Dodge news van which you can carry around with you in your pocket of course! With a classy scale of 1:64 (beat that Wes Mantooth news team!) – This addition to your Anchorman gift collection will actually make you feel part of the KYWN news team! [Purchase]
Actually made from real bits of panther, Sex Panther (by Odeon) perfume is guaranteed to attract the ladies. It has been proven in studies by smell doctors to work every time 60% of the time. It is a formidable scent indeed, and will sting the nostrils (but in a good way of course). Douse yourself with it before a night out – and then watch that little kitty purr! [Purchase]
After you’ve made that little kitty purr with your masculine scent of pure gasoline – you will no doubt want to take her on a little trip to pleasure town. And what better way to impress a woman in the bedroom than to show off your official Anchorman men’s sex panther lounge pants? I certainly can’t think of anything which would impress them more. [Purchase]
For those hot summer days when you’re out and about in 95 degree heat, and you need somewhere to carry your cartons of milk. (What better refreshment when your dehydrated than a nice warm creamy carton of milk?). Be like Ron, drink milk. And buy this bag! [Purchase]