100 Must See Horror Films!

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100 MUST SEE HORROR FILMS! Welcome to the Goblin & Sausage “House of Horror!” What is it about the human race that makes us love a good scare? Whatever it [...]

The Best Monty Python Gifts

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The Best Monty Python Gifts If you're a fan of Monty Python (I know I am!) - then at some point in your life you've bought some Monty Python merchandise. [...]

29 Interesting Film Prop Facts!

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29 Interesting Film Prop Facts! 29 interesting film prop facts from Tinseltown! Enjoy! 1. Chocolate syrup was used as the blood in the shower scene from Psycho - because the [...]

Hollywood Inspired Cocktail Recipes

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Hollywood Inspired Cocktail Recipes Bring some Hollywood-style glamour to your occasion with these 9 easy to make Hollywood inspired cocktail recipes. THE FRENCH CONCOCTION THE FRENCH CONNECTION (1971) DIRECTED BY [...]

Retro Geek Gifts – For the best (and worst) in retro TV and Movie Stuff – Go Goblin!

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I know what you’re thinking. “What the hell is this big bag of crap?” – “Why don’t I click away quickly, and go back to Facebook.” Whoa there! Facebook doesn’t have Retro Geek Gifts! Does Facebook have nerdy geeky gift guides and retro movie products for you to browse? Well, perhaps it does. But I’m sure if you stay for a while you are bound to find something to waste your hard earned money on. Here at the Goblin & Sausage you will find gifts for movie geeks, retro game gifts, 80’s nostalgia, a pop culture blog, the famous “Goblin and Sausage Randomizer“ (maybe not that famous), Geeky Action Figures, Nerdy Film Props and more besides!

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This Months Picks!

Tales to Make your Teeth Twitch
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Maverick Ping-Pong champ, Tom Fallows, is sent to the Isle of Wight for the annual all-counties table tennis tournament. He [...]

Monkey Island Point 'n' Click Pillow
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Monkey Island Point ‘n’ Click Pillow Monkey Island Pillow. From the LucasArts classic point n click adventure, The secret of Monkey [...]

Retro Pink Panther & Inspector Clouseau Statue
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Retro Pink Panther & Inspector Clouseau Statue Limited Edition – 500 pieces only! Inspired from the classic Blake Edwards and Peter Seller [...]

Scarface Gnome
£17.99
Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little [...]

The Very Best In Retro Geeky Nerdy Pop Culture Movie and TV Stuff!

Retro Pink Panther & Inspector Clouseau Statue

Hugsy Penguin from Friends

Anchorman Hip Flask

Ghostbusters Licence Plate Replica - Ecto-1

Monty Python Plasters

The Shining Ballroom Ticket

Batman Batarang Prop Replica 1989

Tales to Make your Teeth Twitch

Monkey Island Point 'n' Click Pillow

Ren and Stimpy Monopoly

ASSASSIN’S CREED BATH ROBE

STORMTROOPER CHEESEBOARD AND KNIFE SET

KRYPTONITE CRYSTAL SHARD PROP

Anchorman Sex Panther Cologne

Count Dracula Butler Table

Melting Toht Face Candle

Avengers AR Experience

Pulp Fiction Gnome

Pulp Fiction Pillows

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Minimates

Last Man Standing Bullet Whisky Glass

Hobbit Slippers

Breaking Bad Chopping Board
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Harry Potter Magic Potion Lamp
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Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Berk Trap Door Mug

Buzz Lightyear Egg Cup and Toast Cutter Set

Doorway to the Twilight Zone

Two Night Stay in a Hobbit Hut

DC Comics Dress Up Napkins

The Godfather Gnome

Star Wars Darth Vader Cookie Jar

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Metallic Plate

William Shakespeare's Star Wars

Peter Cushing Van Helsing Figure

Hong Kong Phooey Flight Bag

Indiana Jones - The Grail Diary

The Lord Of The Rings – The One Ring

Indiana Jones Fertility Idol Statue

Nicholas Cage Sequin Pillow

The Joker Killing Joke Statue

The Joker Candy Bowl Holder

Planet of the Apes Monopoly

SUPERMAN LOGO LIGHT WITH WALL-BREAKING EFFECT

RICK AND MORTY LIGHT-UP PORTAL GUN

Star Wars Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY MIXTAPE POWER BANK 4000MAH
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ENCHANTED ROSE LIGHT

Godzilla Garden Gnome
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Batman Utility Wallet

STAR WARS YODA BATHROBE WITH EARS

HARRY POTTER GOLDEN SNITCH TOUCH LIGHT

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR GAUNTLET MUG
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Columbo Metal Plate
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STAR WARS DEATH STAR 3 PERSON CAMPING TENT

Gauntlet of the Dark Lord Sauron
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Doctor Who Tardis Tea Tray
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Ghostbusters Slimer Plush
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Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Shower Curtain

The Joker by Rick Baker 1:1 Scale Bust

Sinister Skull with Lantern

Alien Egg Life Size prop replica with face hugger

Lord of the Rings Helms Deep Lego
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THOR’S HAMMER BOTTLE OPENER KEYRING

STAR WARS PORG COOKIE JAR

Mary Poppins Umbrella with Parrot Handle

Giant Lord of the Rings Middle Earth Poster

Indiana Jones Artifact Crate
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Corgi Fawlty Towers Signed

Mr Bean iBlock Building Blocks
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Star Wars Force Awakens Wall Mural

Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks

Munchkin Deluxe Card Game by Steve Jackson

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST MRS POTTS TEAPOT
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HULK FIST 3D DECO LIGHT

Monty Python Killer Rabbit Slippers

Funko Monty Python and the Holy Grail - King Arthur

Batman Classic TV Series Batcave

Official Gremlins Gizmo Prop

The Godfather Genco Olive Oil Fridge Magnet

STAR WARS DEATH STAR ICE CUBE MOULD

Rick and Morty Cluedo

The Prisoner Number 6 Lapel/Tie Pin Badge

Batman Film Cell Bookmark

The Mummy Cushion Cover
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Star Wars Galaxy Lamp

Save the Clock Tower Flyer

Mr Wilson Volleyball

Back To The Future Written Warning Letter

Beetlejuice Handbook for the Recently Deceased

Batman Bath Duck

Baby Groot Flower Pot

Harry Potter Blue Dragon Head Egg

Bismuth Crystal

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Stranger Things Cookbook

Scarface Gnome

Batman Cape Towel

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES DEL BOY DRESSING GOWN

The Big Bang Theory Lego Set

Lego Taj Mahal Set

Rick and Morty Monopoly Board Game

Official Harry Potter Magic Wand Remote Control TV DVD

Star Wars Windscreen Sunshade

Disney Grumpy Gift Set

Batman Two Face Double Headed Coin

NECA Home Alone 25th Anniversary Figures!

VISCONTI BOND LE-CHIFFRE WALLET

BATMAN HIP FLASK

1966 Classic Joker Bendable Figure

Batman Official Projection Torch

STAR WARS DARTH VADER OVEN GLOVES

HARRY POTTER HAGRID’S HUT METAL EARTH MODEL
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Star Wars Welcome Mat

Pink Panther Plush Toy

GAME OF THRONES STARK STEIN

RICK AND MORTY HEAT CHANGE MUG

Rick And Morty Get Schwifty Beer Glass

STORMTROOPER DECANTER

SONS OF ANARCHY ZIPPO LIGHTER

Harry Potter Hogwarts Cauldron Mug

Game Of Thrones Wine Glass

Batman Projector Light

Harry Potter Hogwarts Bathrobe

Back To The Future 1:5 Scale Hoverboard Official Replica

Green Lantern Light Up Ring Licensed Film Prop Replica

Iron Man ARC REACTOR MK1 Replica Prop

Ghostbusters 2 Vigo Painting Print Movie Prop

GRAYS SPORTS ALMANAC 'Back To The Future 2' Movie Prop Replica

SEAN CONNERY ASTON MARTIN CANVAS

Time Life - Steve McQueen Boxing - 60 x 80cm Canvas

Framed "Carry on Dick" Picture and Film Cell - Limited Edition

Carry on Doctor Framed 35mm Film Cell

Carry on Camping Framed 35mm Film Cell

James Bond Spectre Film Cell
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JAMES BOND SKYFALL FILM CELL

James Bond Casino Royale Film Cell

Batman The Dark Knight v The Joker Chess Set
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Zombie Morphing Mug

Harry Potter Morphing Mug

NECA ROBOCOP BATTLE DAMAGED ROBOCOP

NECA Batman: Arkham Origins – Action Figure
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JAMES BOND 007 SPECTRE PLAYING CARDS

MARVEL COMICS FAUX LEATHER WALLET

Star Wars Jedi Dressing Gown
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Batman Official Egg Cup and Toast Cutter Logo

DAFFY DUCK CUFFLINKS

NECA Predator Dutch Arnold Schwarzenegger Action Figure

Funko Pop! Ghostbusters Stay Puft
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Defiance Alien (Aliens) NECA 7 Inch Series 11 Figure

ROBOCOP Vs TERMINATOR 51902 7-Inch "Series 1 Endoskeleton Heavy Gunner" Figure

Cibi Double Blade Runner Glass 37cl (Twin Pack)

Predator Ultimate Jungle Hunter 7" Action Figure NECA

Blade Runner 2049 Deckard Action Figure

OFFICIAL LICENSE MR BEAN TEDDY BEAR

MR BEAN BENDABLE - POSEABLE TOY

Jack Torrance Funko
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Funko Pop Movies: Braveheart - William Wallace Vinyl Figure

Only Fools and Horses Trigger Alright Dave Official Mug in Gift Box

Blade Runner Mug & Wooden Coaster Gift Set

Frankenstein - Hammer Horror Novelty Cufflinks
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The Mummy - Hammer Horror Novelty Cufflinks

Hammer Horror Fangs For Everything Cufflinks

Fred Flintstone in Cruiser Figure
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Mutley Pin Badge
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Secret Squirrel Figurine

Only Fools and Horses Flask

Only Fools and Horses Beer Tankard

Only Fools and Horses Best Grandad Official Mug

Only Fools and Horses 3 Piece Breakfast Set

Only Fools and Horses Best Dad Official Mug in Gift Box

Only Fools and Horses "One day son, we'll be millionaires!" Wallet

Only Fools and Horses Official Bonjour Doormat

Only Fools and Horses Official Ballpoint Pen Gift Set
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Only Fools and Horses Official Dave's Giant Big MUG - Gift Boxed
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Official Monty Python Tis But A Scratch T-shirt

Comic Book Wall Art

Decorate your wall in style with Retro Pop Art High Quality Canvas!

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