Are you bored with your Xbox? Fed up with your PS4? Well salivate over this! The World’s Crappiest Game!
Welcome to “Tickle My Goose” – The World’s Crappiest Game! The story takes place in Manchester, U.K. Meet Dave Crowe, one of life’s unfortunates. He has just lost his job, and is spending his days on his sofa, wearing nothing but his Y fronts and gorging on Pot Noodles in front of daytime TV.
You must guide young Dave on a quest to become a better man, to climb the social ladder, improve his self-esteem and earn a bit of bunce along the way.
Partly inspired by the great adventures of the Spectrum era, “Hampstead” and “How to be a complete bastard”, this game casts you in the role of Mr Dave Crowe, unemployed slob, who must overcome not having any discernible skill or trade whastsoever – in order to climb the pillars of society and earn the respect of his peers.
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING…
“That’s half an hour of my life I won’t get back.”
Mr R.P Smeddly, Stockport
“I only played it for 5 minutes and it’s ruined my week”
Mrs P Tribble, Glasgow
“What a load of shite.”
Mr Burt Slapdash, Berwick-Upon-Tweed
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
IMPORTANT: If playing on itch, simply refresh the page for a new game. (clicking “New game” doesn’t work for some reason)