1. Mr Miserable Bastard Mug

Introducing the Mr Miserable Bastard 11oz Ceramic Coffee Tea Mug, the perfect gift for all the grumpy fathers, uncles, sons, and brothers in your life. This funny novelty mug is designed to bring a smile to their faces every time they take a sip.

With its 11oz capacity, this ceramic mug is ideal for enjoying their favourite hot beverages. The design is printed in full color on both sides of the mug, making it a delightful visual treat from any angle. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or Father’s Day, this mug is the perfect choice. CHECK IT OUT

How to be a Magnificent Bastard

A Magnificent Bastard is more than just a label; it’s a state of mind. It’s that guy who fearlessly lives life on his own terms, defying conventions and making his mark in the world. He’s the one who orders a ribeye steak at a vegan restaurant, the one who sips absinthe and lives to tell the tale, and the one who challenges the status quo at every turn.

In this guide, you’ll embark on a journey with like-minded bastards who, just like you, refuse to settle for mediocrity. Discover how to navigate the absurdities of everyday life with wit, charm, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Learn the art of thinking outside the box, embracing your uniqueness, and pursuing your dreams unapologetically. CHECK IT OUT

Rum Bastard Bottle & Glass Gift Set

This set features the indulgent Salted Caramel Caribbean Spiced Rum Liqueur in a unique Pirate Skull Bottle, making it a perfect gift for any occasion.

Experience the smoothness and richness of this premium rum liqueur. Crafted by Sweet Little Drinks, a renowned UK producer, this Salted Caramel spiced rum liqueur is designed to be enjoyed neat over ice. Each sip delivers an unforgettable taste that perfectly balances the flavors of a classic Caribbean spirit with a contemporary twist.

Versatility is key with Rum Bastard. We recommend savoring it neat over ice or mixing it with your favorite premium tonic or lemonade. Create your own signature cocktails and impress your friends and family with your mixology skills. The included Mencia Rocks Tumbler adds a touch of elegance to your drinking experience. CHECK IT OUT

How to be a Complete Bastard

Forget about mundane and ordinary – this book is a delightful escape into a world of crude jokes and bad taste humor. It’s the perfect antidote to the seriousness of everyday life. Whether you’re a fan of “The Young Ones” or simply appreciate a good laugh, this collection is a true gem.

The authors, Adrian Edmondson, Mark Leigh, and Mike Lepine, bring their unique comedic talents to each page, ensuring an unforgettable reading experience. Their witty insights and clever anecdotes will leave you wanting more.

Available for the incredibly affordable price of £4.75, “How to be a Complete Bastard” is an investment in laughter and entertainment. You won’t find a better way to spend your time than diving into the hilarity and irreverence of this book. CHECK IT OUT

MERRY CHRISTMAS BASTARD CHOCOLATE

Introducing the Christmas Bastard – Rude Novelty Chocolate Bar, the perfect gift idea for your favorite Christmas Bastard. This highly offensive chocolate bar comes with a custom printed wrapper that is sure to make a statement.

But it’s not just about being rude, it’s about the deliciousness too! This chocolate bar is made with the finest milk chocolate, ensuring a taste that will leave you craving for more. With each bite, you’ll experience the rich and creamy flavour of the chocolate, making it the tastiest way to say ‘Merry Christmas’ to that special bastard. CHECK IT OUT

Cunning Bastard Blackadder Mug

The Cunning Bastard Drinking Mug pays homage to Prince Edmund the Black Adder, a master schemer from the Middle Ages who relentlessly sought to seize the crown from his father and brother. Embrace your inner cunning and indulge in the mischievous spirit of this beloved character with every sip.

Whether you’re a die-hard Black Adder fan or simply appreciate a touch of wit and humour in your daily routine, this mug is a delightful addition to your collection. It also makes a fantastic gift for your fellow cunning bastards or anyone who appreciates quality craftsmanship and memorable characters. CHECK IT OUT

Crazy Bastard Sauce Set

introducing the Crazy Bastard Sauce – 7 Pack of All Signature Sauces from Jalapeño to Carolina Reaper. Are you ready to experience a flavour explosion like never before? This exclusive pack features seven tantalizing sauces, each meticulously crafted to bring you a fiery and unforgettable taste adventure.

What sets the Crazy Bastard Sauce apart is its focus on quality and variety. From the mild kick of Jalapeño to the intense heat of Carolina Reaper, this pack covers the entire spectrum of flavours. With each bottle containing 100mL of pure culinary delight, you’ll have enough to add excitement to countless meals.

But it’s not just about the heat; it’s about the experience. Imagine the zesty tang of the Bastard Sauce enhancing your favourite dishes, from grilled meats to pasta and everything in between. With its versatile range, this sauce collection is perfect for those seeking an extra burst of flavour in their culinary creations.  CHECK IT OUT

Bearded Bastard Membership Wallet Card

Measuring approximately 85mm x 54mm with rounded corners, this wallet card is sleek and compact. Its glossy, smooth finish adds a touch of sophistication. The waterproof aluminium material ensures durability, so it will last for years to come.

But what sets this wallet card apart is the personalisation it offers. Add the name of your choice, and make it a truly unique and memorable gift. Whether it’s for your boyfriend, best mate, or any bearded bastard, this wallet card is sure to bring a smile to his face. CHECK IT OUT